From Psychsim.com
Hello.
It's nice to see you again.
Please make yourself comfortable.
Tell me what's on your mind.
I think I am going to spontaneously combust
Did you come to me because you are going to spontaneously combust?
yes
I understand. Please continue.
How can I stop this from happening?
What do you think?
I don't know. That's why I am asking you.
Do you think it's normal to be asking you?
Can you stop me from spontaneously combusting?
Why do you want to?*
Because I will die if I spontaneously combust.
Don't any other reasons come to mind?
NOT REALLY!!
Hmm. . . Go on.
How much are you charging me for this crappy therapy?
What answer would please you the most?
You are an idiot.
Do you enjoy being?*
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