Consumer Products That Could Really Get Us Out of This Depression
The Cat Vacuum
The Talking Roomba
The Portable Water Filter (actually I found out this really exists)
The Computer Simulated Avatar Lifecoach
The Barcode Reader Cell Phone
The Roofridge Wind Generator (this one also actually exists)
The Video Vacation For Nerds
The Kindle Projector
The Rent Anything Store
The Subscription Cable TV Provider (pick only the channels you want)
The Talking Car Psychotherapist
Instant Holographic Virtual Reality Friends
The Wii Voodoo Doll Game
The Snuggie and Sham Wow combo (its both)
The Virtual Reality Girlfriend/Boyfriend
The Portable Sleep Analyzer (this one also exists)
The Speech to Text Cell Phone (for older adults. Teenagers and college students will want nothing to do with this.)
The Free Online Singles Club
The Spam Free Dating Site
The Total Recall Vacation (like the movie)
The Desk Exerciser (a bicyle machine that fits below your desk, and a motorized platform that raises and lowers your monitor, so you can stand while working some of the time, and a mouse that requires you squeeze it or it does not work.)
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