An Example OF A Really Bad Autobot

From Psychsim.com

Hello.

It's nice to see you again.

Please make yourself comfortable.

Tell me what's on your mind.

    I think I am going to spontaneously combust

Did you come to me because you are going to spontaneously combust?

    yes

I understand. Please continue.

    How can I stop this from happening?

What do you think?

    I don't know.  That's why I am asking you.

Do you think it's normal to be asking you?

    Can you stop me from spontaneously combusting?

Why do you want to?*

    Because I will die if I spontaneously combust.

Don't any other reasons come to mind?

    NOT REALLY!!

Hmm. . .  Go on.

    How much are you charging me for this crappy therapy?

What answer would please you the most?

    You are an idiot.

Do you enjoy being?*