The Law Offices of Morty Shabangsky
Setting:
People are standing in a line outside a closed door that says:
“Morty Shabangsky – Attorney at Law”
“The Five Minute Attorney”
On the door.
The people are doing things while waiting, indicating impatience, such as tapping feet, on cell phone, texting, looking around, etc.
Shot One: Three seconds
The camera zooms out from the closeup of the sign to show a shot behind the line showing the line of people, but off to one side so we can see the activity of the line.
Shot Two:
Tapping feet. One second
Shot Three: Four seconds.
Same as shot one, but the door is in the shot and we hear the words “Next”.. and “Come on in”, from behind the door. The person at the front of line opens the door. The camera zooms in from behind the shoulder as the woman moves in the room and the camera focuses on a man sitting at a desk (Morty). He is facing the door so we can see his face. While still somewhat in the background, the man says
Morty: “Sit down. Have a seat.”
Morty: “So you are… Sharon
Morty: “So you want to sue BP?”
Morty: “You cant’t do that.”
Morty: “Wait. You don’t even live down there.”
Morty: “OK. Well go back to that. What else you got?
Guy outside: “Hey this dude down the streets got a website. Hes cheaper and does a 2 minute thing.”
Morty: “Well that’s because you’ve been spying on them.”
Morty: “You can’t do that.”
Morty: Ok. Look. I know the judge. You wont do time.
“Morty. Theyre all leaving.”
Morty: “What”
Morty: “Look kid. Help me out. I’ll get you off and waive all your fees. Go out there and tell them Im a great lawyer.”
Morty: “Evlelyn. Change the website. Lower the prices. Im now the 2 minute attorney.”
End
Closeup of Morty
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