Twelve Reasons Why We Need 3D TV
1. Rich people have to have something new to buy more frequently to reduce the stress in their life.
2. Buying 3D TV is rich peoples way of thinking they are stimulating the economy, and helping curb unemployment. It gives them a warm fuzzy feeling.
3. So we can watch Avatar over and over again.
4. Because there aren’t enough ads and product placements in real 3D environments.
5. So we can go on 3D Virtual Reality vacations with 3D avatars, escaping from the wife/husband, kids, exercise, and extremely high gas prices.
6. So NFL football can do replays 4 more times for each play.
7. Because there are lots of middle aged men who can’t afford Camaros and other toys.
8. Because the Pope is bored.
9. Because rich people will give more to Haiti
10. Because that really old couple 2 seats away at the theatre don’t know how to eat popcorn and when to stop.
11. Because suddenly everything in the real world is beginning to look like 2D.
12. Because McDonalds stock went up 142 points after airing the McLovin it Ad in 3D with smell featuring Lady Gaga.
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